To the entire black race living in America, we, the academic, pink complexioned race (better known to you as the white race)
• We apologize for freeing you from slavery by fighting a horrible war among ourselves that cost the lives of almost two million of our own race.
• We apologize for continuing to fight among ourselves over that very issue, even though you've never told us you appreciate our freeing you.
• We apologize for splitting to pieces our entire race the world over to take sides with you to help you survive and become a freer race.
• We apologize for forcing the rest of the world to outlaw the slavery which your ancestors had practiced for thousands of years, even though nations on your home continent still practice it today.
• We apologize for thinking we could civilize you when you have proven that it is indeed an impossible feat, a feat beyond anything we could have ever imagined.
• We apologize for introducing Christianity to you and dragging you away from the Voodoo you previously followed, although you have managed to sneak Voodoo back into cultic Christianity and your people have accepted it, which is proven by their animalistic whooping and hollering and stomping and screaming instead of respectfully worshiping our god as they ought to.
• We apologize for teaching you to add and subtract (what little you can), thereby enabling you to run a household and pay your bills (what few you will) and count your children other than on your fingers and sometimes toes when you have so many you run out of fingers.
• We apologize for providing you with medical care instead of leaving you under the witch doctors you used before we arrived, as a result of which you have been able to survive all sorts of diseases to multiply in massive numbers beyond what you could have without these aides.
• We apologize for building schools for you which we have had to repair over and over after you vandalized them beyond use. We apologize for inventing computers and the internet; neither of which you use very much, but when you do use them it's mostly to bash our race.
• We apologize for building factories and businesses that employ you, if you so desire to work.
• We apologize for creating millions of bureaucratic jobs within our government system simply to give you employment, instead of leaving you to find work on your own.
• We apologize for promoting and buying your music, although you refuse to buy ours.
• We apologise for talking and acting as you do, although you refuse to talk and act as we do.
• We apologize for placing you in our movies and TV shows and elevating you to a fictional, heroic level that you have never reached in real life.
• We apologize for creating this false image of yourselves in your minds, for we realize after 400 years of trying to help you that you cannot solve problems and provide leadership and create original thoughts and the image we've placed in your minds causes you to live in a delusional world. For that we truly apologize.
• We apologize for creating quota systems and forced employment programs to make sure you have the best jobs, if you so desire to work.
• We apologize for thinking we could educate you so that you could learn to build and help others, when you obviously have only the ability to tear down and take from others.
• We apologize for giving you welfare and food stamps, with the result that for four generations over half of your race has not had to work, except in makeshift type of jobs in our government and bureaucracies.
• We apologize for promoting your children in school as if they could understand basic arithmetic and grammar, such as multiplication and past participles, when we should have made sure they were accustomed to manual labour so that we would not have had to make up jobs for them in our governments dusting seats with their butts.
• We apologize for developing farms in our own lands which you have never been able to do, and that to this day feed most of your race still living in Africa.
• We apologize for coming to Africa and building farms, from which you have now run us off of and have devastated beyond use, forcing us to continue feeding you.
• We apologize for creating the international monetary fund and the World Bank and the U.S. government foreign aid programs and hundreds of charities that funnel billions of our tax dollars and charitable donations to nations around the world run by your race, all because your race cannot take care of itself by itself anywhere you live.
• We apologize for giving you the right to vote so you could take over all our major cities and turn them into high taxed, crime ridden cesspools that no civilized human being can live in.
• We apologize for creating the term reverend which your leaders use to give themselves credentials and which their actions have denigrated beyond repair, with the result that no decent person would call himself reverend much less a Christian.
• We apologize for trying to come up with an AIDS vaccine to stop the epidemic spread of AIDS in Africa, AIDS being a disease that you created and passed on to us after having sexual intercourse with monkeys and then with one of our idiotic race mixers who then passed it on to the rest of the world.
• We apologize for freeing you from slavery by fighting a horrible war among ourselves that cost the lives of almost two million of our own race.
• We apologize for continuing to fight among ourselves over that very issue, even though you've never told us you appreciate our freeing you.
• We apologize for splitting to pieces our entire race the world over to take sides with you to help you survive and become a freer race.
• We apologize for forcing the rest of the world to outlaw the slavery which your ancestors had practiced for thousands of years, even though nations on your home continent still practice it today.
• We apologize for thinking we could civilize you when you have proven that it is indeed an impossible feat, a feat beyond anything we could have ever imagined.
• We apologize for introducing Christianity to you and dragging you away from the Voodoo you previously followed, although you have managed to sneak Voodoo back into cultic Christianity and your people have accepted it, which is proven by their animalistic whooping and hollering and stomping and screaming instead of respectfully worshiping our god as they ought to.
• We apologize for teaching you to add and subtract (what little you can), thereby enabling you to run a household and pay your bills (what few you will) and count your children other than on your fingers and sometimes toes when you have so many you run out of fingers.
• We apologize for providing you with medical care instead of leaving you under the witch doctors you used before we arrived, as a result of which you have been able to survive all sorts of diseases to multiply in massive numbers beyond what you could have without these aides.
• We apologize for building schools for you which we have had to repair over and over after you vandalized them beyond use. We apologize for inventing computers and the internet; neither of which you use very much, but when you do use them it's mostly to bash our race.
• We apologize for building factories and businesses that employ you, if you so desire to work.
• We apologize for creating millions of bureaucratic jobs within our government system simply to give you employment, instead of leaving you to find work on your own.
• We apologize for promoting and buying your music, although you refuse to buy ours.
• We apologise for talking and acting as you do, although you refuse to talk and act as we do.
• We apologize for placing you in our movies and TV shows and elevating you to a fictional, heroic level that you have never reached in real life.
• We apologize for creating this false image of yourselves in your minds, for we realize after 400 years of trying to help you that you cannot solve problems and provide leadership and create original thoughts and the image we've placed in your minds causes you to live in a delusional world. For that we truly apologize.
• We apologize for creating quota systems and forced employment programs to make sure you have the best jobs, if you so desire to work.
• We apologize for thinking we could educate you so that you could learn to build and help others, when you obviously have only the ability to tear down and take from others.
• We apologize for giving you welfare and food stamps, with the result that for four generations over half of your race has not had to work, except in makeshift type of jobs in our government and bureaucracies.
• We apologize for promoting your children in school as if they could understand basic arithmetic and grammar, such as multiplication and past participles, when we should have made sure they were accustomed to manual labour so that we would not have had to make up jobs for them in our governments dusting seats with their butts.
• We apologize for developing farms in our own lands which you have never been able to do, and that to this day feed most of your race still living in Africa.
• We apologize for coming to Africa and building farms, from which you have now run us off of and have devastated beyond use, forcing us to continue feeding you.
• We apologize for creating the international monetary fund and the World Bank and the U.S. government foreign aid programs and hundreds of charities that funnel billions of our tax dollars and charitable donations to nations around the world run by your race, all because your race cannot take care of itself by itself anywhere you live.
• We apologize for giving you the right to vote so you could take over all our major cities and turn them into high taxed, crime ridden cesspools that no civilized human being can live in.
• We apologize for creating the term reverend which your leaders use to give themselves credentials and which their actions have denigrated beyond repair, with the result that no decent person would call himself reverend much less a Christian.
• We apologize for trying to come up with an AIDS vaccine to stop the epidemic spread of AIDS in Africa, AIDS being a disease that you created and passed on to us after having sexual intercourse with monkeys and then with one of our idiotic race mixers who then passed it on to the rest of the world.
